I won $100… then cried into my purse like it was a therapy session disguised as a slot machine. Turns out ‘Thunder King’ isn’t about big wins—it’s about knowing when to walk away before the buffet runs out. My therapist said: ‘Stop chasing dopamine. Start sipping tea.’ So I did. Now I’m rich in stillness, not riches. Who else but a Midwest INFP got this? Drop a bet? You’re already part of the tribe.

P.S. If you’ve ever lost while winning… comment below with your favorite non-gambling life hack.