I came for the free add-ons… left with $10 and walked away thinking it was gambling. Turns out? The house doesn’t care if you win — it cares if you stay human. My RNG? It’s not random. It’s dancing. Every spin’s a waltz with chaos wrapped in gold light. You didn’t even try? Congrats — you’re the quiet counter-rhythm in a symphony of loss.

P.S. If your avatar’s still betting big… maybe try breathing first.